Slow Moe

When you bend over and let someone slowly insert their penis into your anus.

Cory bent Darin over and gave him the Slow Moe.

by JLDub November 09, 2023

slow thumb

A condition that occurs after doing manual labor in which your thumb doesn't react as fast as normal.

I shoveled all day yesterday and today I woke up with slow thumb.

by SaintAnkey October 22, 2014

Slow roastin

Jacking off with another person in the room quietly so they don't hear

My roommate always has his pregnant girl friend in the room so I've been slow roastin it

by Hard and nasty February 26, 2014

Slow-clinger

A person who, when in a relationship, is distant at first but then extremely clingy after a set amount of time (usually after 3 or 6 months).

"For the first 6 months Tom was so distant and aloof but now I can't get him to stop texting me. I think he's a slow-clinger"

by shotshaper9 August 13, 2015

Slow dave

When a sasquatch performs a slow oral sexual act to a different species of any gender on any given body part and at any given place. For mere self gratification and or bragging rights.

Did you hear about the greenhorn at work? They are such a slow Dave!

by Suburban prison 4 lyfe February 26, 2024

country-slow

A person with a southern accent that northerners mistakenly judge to be slow.

Often used as an adjective.

Example: Don't be fooled. She knows what she's doing, she's just country-slow.

by Meow Jones November 07, 2020

butt slow

technical term to designate that one system is slower then another due to more then 2months between coming off the assembly line.

1320 is butt slow and so is 1315 due to USB 1.0 more then likely. (old boxes.)

by jd September 02, 2003