One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

The Old Slip

When a guy, while doing his girl doggy-style, spits on his fingers and rubs her asshole to lube it up, then whispers in her ear, "I Love You!", and jams his dick in her ass.

"Hey man, Mary sure is walking funny today."

"That's cause last night was our anniversary. She gave me a new watch, and I gave her The Old Slip!"

by Custard Butter February 22, 2010

slip nick

Someone who is sly and quick wit it

That boy over there, he is such a slip nick

by El polo Chico February 25, 2021

Nerdian slip

Accidently calling an actor his characters name when first meeting them.

I had a nerdian slip today when I met Summer Glau for the first time.

"Hello River I mean Miss Glau"

by Bloodshine35303 November 16, 2015

Slip

When you fall because your foot came out of beneath you. Usually do to a substance or a piece of something being left on the ground. Ex: Water, Oil, Ice, fabric, ect.

"Look out! There's oil in front of you!"
"Thanks, I'd of slipped if you didn't tell me."

by Mozzarella_Bees February 11, 2023

Slip

To pass on something; decline; to pass up an opportunity; to say no

Tina: “hey, let’s go to that party tonight”
Angel: “that party sounded busted, that’s a slip for me.”

by laylayni December 10, 2021

Oops, sorry, my finger slipped, I just ate KFC

A non-apologetic response for doing something annoying but harmless in a video game. Framing it as if you just ate KFC and you "accidentally" did something. e.g., killing your friend in a video game, killing his animal in a video game, ext. Usually used when playing on controller.

Person 1: "Bro, why did you kill me?!"
Person 2: "Oops, sorry, my finger slipped, I just ate KFC."

by HORNYMOTHER November 18, 2025