A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
Get the One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Banditmug. (Noun) likely something to do with (usually female) undergarments or genitals (someone confirm?)
An Excuse, or lie, like calling in sick
An Excuse, or lie, like calling in sick
by Kodithomson50 November 14, 2018
Get the Slipmug. When two women lubricate themselves then proceed to slide across the floor and scissoring each other
by Unknown kid 69 July 14, 2018
Get the Slip n slidemug. Slip n knot is a sex position that is meant for lesbians.
Slip n knot was named after the band "slipknot".
Slip n knot was named after the band "slipknot".
How slip n knot works:
Slip: two fingers in your partners vagina.
Knot: your tongue and partners tongue together (basically making out)
Slip: two fingers in your partners vagina.
Knot: your tongue and partners tongue together (basically making out)
by Lowerlashline January 20, 2025
Get the Slip n knotmug. When you're using the online dating apps, and you forget about the hot one you may actually have a shot with, because you get barraged by average candidates flirting with you.
Dude, I totally forgot about the hot, bourbon-drinking tall brunette with big tits in the Village, because I got like ten new matches in a row who know just how to kiss my ass. My Tinder Slip lasted 3 days....now she's gone forvever!
by Ekenned1 December 14, 2022
Get the Tinder Slipmug. when one’s conscious abilities are altered into delirium due to oodles (a great quantity) of alcoholic beverages.
to slip the turnip ex. “God! Zoe really slipped the turnip when she started throwing cuscus out the apartment window in Morocco.”
by Dolores Harrell July 27, 2022
Get the to slip the turnipmug. The Slip Slap is when a male while receiving head (perferably while standing) slips his cock out of the mouth and slaps the female in the face.
by Pinokatoke August 9, 2012
Get the Slip Slapmug.