A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
Get the One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Banditmug. When u eat a lot of greasy Pizza Hut, then the next day take a shit, but the shit is so greasy you accidentaly stick your finger in your butt.
Hey honey, smell my finger I just had The Pizza Hut slip
Johnny returned from the bathroom with a violated look on his face
Friend: Hey buddy, What happened?
Victim: I had The Pizza Hut slip
Johnny returned from the bathroom with a violated look on his face
Friend: Hey buddy, What happened?
Victim: I had The Pizza Hut slip
by Vice420 June 12, 2021
Get the The Pizza Hut slipmug. When a musician who plays a stringed instrument accidentally skips a few parts/loses track of progress in a musical piece/score due to the obsession to that other part that they skipped to in a musical piece.
I was playing Tchaikovsky's 4 Seasons on my violin; I loved that fast allegretto so much because it sounded so difficult yet so elegant and pleasant at the same time. Whilst playing that fast allegretto part, I realized I was rushing and that I skipped a few measures ahead of my other fellow musicians, and so the mistake embarrassed me and caused me to return back to the pace of the other musicians, which was no easy task, and since they were playing so quickly, I had to follow the cue with much difficulty. This is the worst String Slip of my life!!
by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022
Get the String Slipmug. Slang by tweekers for one 12 count of Sudafed usually in aluminum foil pack..slips are nessacary in making meth.....slips are worth more than cash
by Queenowords November 29, 2016
Get the Slipsmug. by mjfriend August 13, 2009
Get the slip some fishmug. Friend 1: “Hey man I wanna go talk to this girl. Can you wingman me?”
Friend 2: “Of course man, I got slip.”
Friend 2: “Of course man, I got slip.”
by TheBoysOfAepi April 24, 2023
Get the Slipmug. When you lick your hand and cover it with saliva and stick inside someone's ass and then continues to slap it while cumming on their hand in which she makes gulping sounds, in which it has to be done to either a white boy or an Asian boy.
by Tweet th May 10, 2018
Get the Slip - Sloppitymug.