One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

phone slip

An error in a text message, committed by auto correct, that reveals the author's true thoughts or intentions.

you'll love this home, it has a huge dick for entertaining.
*huge DECK. sorry for the phone slip!!! <blushes>

by goodcache November 5, 2013

Quick with the slips

Able to easily kill large groups of people.

"Comin' in, number 19... Straight outta Wuhan, he's quick with the slips: killin' bitches" - Jessimae Peluso on COVID-19

by UrbanCrab April 29, 2020

philipino slip

Another word for a Floridian slip.

"Suck my cock."
"Sure"
"Now that's a Philipino slip."

by REEKFORPREZ March 31, 2016

slip-dip-dip-dippitty-slip

just a super serious slip into some slime.

woah, Sal Gaguzza just slip-dip-dip-dippitty-slipped in some slime.

by gabagool.club January 17, 2020

Slip Off

Foot job involving a woman wearing slippers.

Sarah gave me a slip off last night.

by IAmRoot October 9, 2019

Autocorrectian slip

When what your phone autocorrects your text to something that also works or is what you really would like to say.

Example: Tried to text
“I meant your sister”
What your phone sent
“I messy your sister”

My Autocorrectian slip revealed his sister and I had been hooking up.

by BCooperNYC December 21, 2023