hate sleepin alone

If one’s significant other is not around to comfort the, one will find someone else to replace their role in the meantime; just for the sake of affection at the moment

“ Dude why did you cheat on your girlfriend last night? “ “ I didn’t cheat, I just hate sleepin alone (Drake song) My girlfriend ain’t here to do the job so, somebody will, hahaa! Just for the night, she’ll never know!”

by RarestRose February 6, 2018

Shit sleigh

Putting a piece of toilet paper in the toilet so the poo can land on it and sleigh down to the water part.

- I'm going to the toilet, Richard.
- Be careful, it is late, do the shit sleigh so you don't wake up your parents.

by kubik23_23 February 15, 2018

The Sleeping Beauty

The process of putting both nuts on a girls face, the right ball on the right eye and the left ball on the left eye, during sexual intercourse, causing said biddy to not see a thing but ur wrinkly ballsack. For the position to work properly, the girl must lick the man’s anus whilst he masturbates, causing him to eventually bust a fat load.

“Bro, shawty really a freak.”

“Deadass?”

“Hell yea bro! I even hit her with the sleeping beauty. A nigga really busted in her hair, shit was a movie my guy”

by Young Coochie Bandit April 28, 2019

country sleeping bag

An easy girl who listens to country music and just lays there while you have sex with her.

“Man, I really like Jessica”
“I dont know bro, she’s probably a country sleeping bag”

by Siolovtpr April 22, 2019

karl sleeping

a very cute black keyboardist

"he's cute!"
of course... it's karl sleeping

by clusterbitch123 May 17, 2020

Fredericksburg Sleigh Ride

The act of one or more bouncer(s) riding a person being asked to leave down the stairs towards the exit of a bar or establishment you are being removed as if you are a sleigh (sled, surfboard, snowboard... you get the idea)

If that drunk dude keeps messing up he is going for a Fredericksburg Sleigh Ride.

by King66 May 30, 2020

ningetically sleeping

To sleep systematically like a ninja so you dont get kicked in the privates by someone who doesn't sleep still next to you. To defend ones privates while sleeping.

Ningetically sleeping, protecting ones self from your kids if they hop in your bed at night.

by Mvitalich June 4, 2021