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Simon

Simon is a very handsome guy who knows how to cook. He is the best type of person with a name starting with S. If you meet a Simon, you should trow away all your friends named Simen, Sara, aso (and so on).
Guy 1: Yo, look at that guy, he is so cool.
Guy 2: His name is probably Simon.
Guy1: Absolutely.
by ma6673 September 19, 2022
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Simon

Duolingo pro. Skates in parking lots; poorly. Graphic Tee connoisseur. Lewd Telestration illustrator. Backseat driver. Shy for only the first hour of conversation and then transforms into a bloodthirsty horndog. Fart sound maker.
Sweet cock bro, what'd you name it?
Simon.
Nice.
by ur_momma_lol_xd September 20, 2022
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Simone land

The hottest woman on the planet

#1 Rated Milf
She was a real Simone Land

She was really Hot
by tittytwister69420 October 2, 2022
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Simon

got some dirty ass toe nails, doesn't brush his teeth, bro thinks he pulls but all he needs to pull is some deodorant to his fucking armpits cause u can smell him from 2 miles away.
fake homies tryna get sum: did you here Simon doest brush his teeth
the shorties: OMG he's so nasty we don't want him, he thought we were feeling him, he's a munch
by Simon dirty asf October 3, 2022
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Simon

A jewish 40 year old person who is very into politics but still has no idea what to do what so ever.
Person: Ah did you see the new prime minister?
Person #2: Yeah, he looks like a simon
by DaddyDonkey63 October 5, 2022
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National throw Simon Day

On October 7 its National throw Simon day meaning anybody named Simon can be thrown into the atmosphere.
You: Hey Simon .
Simon : What?
You: (Throws Simon into the atmosphere)
You: Happy National throw Simon day everyone!
by Daleym October 6, 2022
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Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.
'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'
by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022
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