Simon

Machine Destroyer

Simon destroyed all the machines of the ETSE

by Dalinar Kholin September 25, 2018

Simovitch

A retarded boy who gets no pussy and has a couple friends like lidor, avi, Alex, momo and Ben. But none of them like him there just friends with him because they fell bad

“Hay, dumbass Simovitch come here.”

by I’m a big boy October 13, 2018

Simon Nørager

Good books are like true friends, keep the good ones close to you

Simon Nøragers skjorte

by halfdsadf October 24, 2018

Simon

Simon is a type of guy from the Swedish woods. He likes basketball and boys from Kongo. Er mag Jungs mit Milch. He has a small head too. He is not good as a defender at the soccer team. His mom is the coach.

Person 1: Simon, you okay?
Person 2: No mate... I’m Swedish

by Swedishsoccerhater November 8, 2018

Simon

A guy that wrecked a kid tonight

Lets simon a kid!

by Suckmyassxx1234 January 11, 2019

Simon

Hes a pretty cool guy

Simon is Simon

by DownLoode February 13, 2019

Sionitus

The emotion where you suddenly feel like running into something as fast as possible to try and break it because of some stupid shit that pissed you off

1: Whats wrong man
2: That stupid meme gave me Sionitus

*Precedes to break the door by run into it as fast as possible

by SaltEaterMidir March 5, 2019