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Russian Bride

1)
A Person (usually female) who sells herself via the internet to anyone willing 2 buy.
They are usually looking 2 the get into a more developed country.

2)
A comment about someones foreign spouse, Mail order bride
OMG man ur wife is like a fucking russian bride...!!!!!!!
by JimmmyD January 1, 2009
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Russian Beating

A beating that involves mainly hitting someone in the back of the head several times with a blunt object of some sort while choking/strangling them. Sometimes performed while Russian Hardbass is played in the background
In other news, the Russian Gopniks strike again, this time giving a homosexual a Russian Beating.
by Yiteziah July 24, 2021
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russian applause

a male or female sticks their 2 fingers from each hand into the ass or pussy, slides the rest in and start clapping inside the male or female
Bro did you hear? Alex and Mary did the russian applause
by CrayolaTwistables August 23, 2021
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Russian Torch

When one dips they dick in vodka and lights it on fire and jerks it off.
Joey made a Russian torch on Sarah’s face and now she doesn’t have eyebrows
by Lilboy127 November 17, 2018
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russian jimmy

Where a man grabs hold of his cock, and a girl moves his arm up and down aggressively for him. And he spunks
"Could you plz give me a russian jimmy?"
by phillllll Mcraken April 24, 2017
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Russian crucifix

A form of torture. A person is bolted with legs to a crucifix through the wrists and ankles. Screws are drilled into the elbows, shoulders, knees and hips. 8 car batteries are then attached to the bolts in a pattern. The pattern goes wrist to elbow, elbow to shoulder, ankle to knee, and knee to hip. The electrical currents will not normally kill someone giving the person extreme pain.
Sergio cheated on Wendy's sister. She had him given a Russian crucifix.
by DaEif November 19, 2015
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The Suicidal Russian

Luke is that kid who cares for his mates, no matter who and where they are, he doesn't care about himself, he puts others first like a true Russian. He's had a lot of girls, all of them were not loyal enough.
The Suicidal Russian has just tried to commit suicide.
by Charlie Welch June 15, 2020
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