Random

The one person who asks what's wrong and explicitly doesn't wanna hear it at the same time, and then thinks you're a drama whore for answering their question.

1: Did you see what Random said to me?
2: You mean that guy who thinks being neutral fixes everything?
1: Yeah, he told me to sort out our shit and that we both need to stop treating him like our therapist

by TotallyWasntMe January 1, 2022

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When you are talking to someone and you just tell them anything about them is random even if it isn't

Omg you're wearing a coat that's so random in winter

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN May 12, 2023

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Random Crasher

When a person you don't know, shows up at your party and drinks your booze. They are a random person, and no one seems to know who they are.

We were partying and I sit down just to realize there was a Random Crasher in our midst.

by Peter Maninga June 14, 2008

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Randoms

Slang term for miscellaneous unrecognized acquaintances, especially in a party setting.

Yo, I can’t believe she got all those randoms to film a group TikTok dance with her

Hey, why are there so many randoms here?

by Smartkid123456789 January 23, 2022

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Evan Choy

Evan's existence is random

by qnking September 3, 2022

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Serbian random

In serbia you live under random circumstances. Sometimes, all you need is 5 minutes to complete a doctor check, sometimes you will wait agonizing 5 hours just to get in line. Sometimes you'll get lucky and get all the papers from state institution in a flash without any additional trips to other institutions, while your neighbor under SAME circumstances will have to do a bunch of trips getting some bullshit papers just to get an approval to get the papers for which he has to wait a few days to get them done.

- Hey, I just finnished the check-up at the office.
- Are you kidding me? I'm still waiting in line for the approval!
- But we gathered the required documents together? What the fuck man?
- Fucking serbian random!

by Gormit November 20, 2024

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