HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.

"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

random

no sense thing

guy:hey dude!
another guy:chesse!
guy:but my mother is a pencil!
another guy:then lets get married!
guy:then go to the flying glass!
other guy:i ate buttass man
both:nooooooooooooo
you:this is random

by riganman!@# March 16, 2020

Random jumbinator

Randomised into a thing which jumbinates it

Jack: pick a number
Joe:hang on. I’ll use my random jumbinator
Joe:6

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Randomizer

a thing that chooses for you

Wow the randomizer said yea

by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020

Randoms

Slang term for miscellaneous unrecognized acquaintances, especially in a party setting.

Yo, I can’t believe she got all those randoms to film a group TikTok dance with her

Hey, why are there so many randoms here?

by Smartkid123456789 January 23, 2022

Random McNally

A bu**s**t roadmap-producing company dat merely prints meaningless squiggly-line patterns on its driving-guide pages.

In da "Bill Nye The Science Guy" episode "Measurement", lady-detective Citronella Jones busts a whiny criminal named "Sniffley" for creating "merely eyeballed" markings on long narrow strips of wood and then trying to pawn them off as legitimate measuring-sticks; I wonder if he works for "Random McNally"?

by QuacksO October 22, 2025

Random

Evan Choy

Evan's existence is random

by qnking September 3, 2022