Zillow porn

When search Zillow and fantasize about homes you will never be able to afford.

I caught Jeremy looking at Zillow porn again, poor guy will never be able to afford a home like that.

by Hamper Hunter September 2, 2022

Porn Ad

Typically say something about your penis size, criticizes your sex life, or is an ad for a sex game. Never click on these ads ever in your life and never give them money. Porn is free, don’t pay for it.

How do these Porn Ads manage to keep accurately guessing the size of my 6mm defeater?

by TicAss December 20, 2021

Hallway Porn

Hallway Porn is where you are in a room watching people walk in hallways on camera while jerking off to them unknowingly. All the while you are live streaming it on Grindr.

Hey I was thinking about starting a HALLWAY PORN business. Too bad it already exists on Grindr.

by Dexter Hulk January 27, 2022

minion porn

minion porn
the best thing to masturbate to
u can even cum to it very easily
minion porn is very hot

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by minionpornlover6969 April 14, 2021

porn feet

The dirty feet bottoms commonly seen in porn movies because the actors and actresses wander around the set barefoot before shooting.

dang. girl. put on some socks and cover up those ugly porn feet.

by Sarah Simons January 21, 2004

porn o'clock

The time when an individual is surfing internet porn.

Oh...it must be porn o'clock, my room mate is on his laptop.

by philanewbie August 5, 2010

porn sandwich

(n)

A stack of three or more video tapes or dvds selected at a rental store with risque or pronographic material absent from the top or bottom of the stack but appearing anywhere in between intended to divert the rental clerk from judging the renter as a pervert.

The chick renting me Showgirls was kind of cute, so I made a porn sandwich with Happy Gilmore and The Shawshank Redemption.

by Chuck S September 30, 2006