Me: hey sam would you hit that? Not sure if I would, she's got a bit of a head on her.
Sam: yeah, I'd give her a poke.
Sam: yeah, I'd give her a poke.
by Cuntthruster2016 November 24, 2017
An act which sounds as though it would be sexual (like a form of blowjob), when in fact it is literally blowing air into someones face while poking them with an index finger.
Aaron was excited to hear Chelsea was going to perform a Blow Poke on him. He will be very dissapointed.
by Bartolona August 13, 2018
To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.
Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”
Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”
Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”
Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
by Gordeauxdatboee October 23, 2017
The process of modifying things to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Driven by a strong sense of curiosity without a strong knowledge base. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments. It can be as simple as flicking a switch, or performing computer modifications. Consequences are usually significant, such as lost revenue, or even the loss of life.
Richard to himself: "Gee... I wonder what this does.", while changing the port of a website.
Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.
Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.
by Drew11766 July 11, 2006
by hot man ass September 21, 2017
by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
by Meep beep June 12, 2021