Toilet paper dick

When you’re cleaning jizz off of your penis and toilet paper gets stuck to yours dick

“Dude after I came to a picture of Miranda I gave myself toilet paper dick”

by A classy fellow June 6, 2020

www.paperclip.com

This is is a account on tiktok they are so segsy and funny you should follow them they really love milfs and hate Ed sharen 🗣‼️

Www.paperclip.com needs a milf rn...

by Baloney666 February 21, 2021

physics paper

An academic paper with a large number of authors (because physics experiments often have a huge number of collaborators from many institutions).

If we collaborate with anyone else, this is going to turn into a physics paper!

by wogglebug February 5, 2021

batty paper

Another workd for toilet paper.

Used to clean your batty crease after the toilet

Jheeze I forgot to get some "batty paper" from the shop

by slyy99 September 2, 2021

Brown paper bag

This occurs when you slip on a banana peel cock first into your best buds anus whilst immodestly pulling out and flinging the leftover dingleberry off your penis right in the flow of traffic.

I totaled my car when a brown paper bag hit my windshield.

by Wanjarthen November 29, 2021

clovers_p0pped_c0ndom

someone who is openly horny every second of the day, and talks abt weird stuff all the time but is also really funny

person: moans
me: omg ur such a clovers_p0pped_c0ndom!!!

by xiaoshotsexywife January 22, 2022

frog paper

Divorce papers

Parent 1: “son, we’re getting a divorce”
Parent 2: “it’s true, I have the frog papers right here”

by Gr3en1em0n December 15, 2021