peking duck

When taking a bath with your partner, dive under water and wrap your lips around their asshole. When they fart in your mouth, hurry up to the surface and blow it in their face.

Today I confronted Tom about the peking duck he gave me last week.

by Emmit May 17, 2006

packing shit

Constipation as a result of severe terror or panic.

in the Movies:
MAX - His hand moved! His goddamn hand twitched!
VINCENT - It's a spasm! Jesus, don't be such a girl...

Viewer - Max must be packing shit, dude.

by Kirkface September 25, 2005

Jesus-packing

one who packs jesus in the ass

go to church u fucking jesus packer!

by satanic and loving it January 21, 2003

packing

Well endowed.

Wow, that chick is packing major sweater meat!

by TandA February 21, 2003

Piking

The act of a male giving another male quick anal sex.

Hey bro, I haven't had contact with a woman in 8 months, I kinda feel like piking; do you think we could pike one out?

by bossy rossy August 22, 2011

parking nazis

(noun) People dressed in brown uniforms that patrol the parking lots at the University of Oklahoma.

Damn, I can't park here in front of my dorm, as the parking nazi will get me. I have to park 2 miles away!

by zmurf April 23, 2003

Water Packing

The act of putting your bare asshole up to the water jets of a hot tub and allowing the jets to shoot up your ass. You will then have the shits for the next week. (If you did it right)

Kyle: Hey, dude, I got the shits!
Ted: Why man?
Kyle: I think it's 'cause I water packed last night.
Ted: Whoa man.
Kyle: Yeah.
Ted: Now I'm gonna go water packing.
Kyle: Awesome!

by Mark Merno August 6, 2011