When your significant other is on her menstrual cycle, you turn her sideways and make a fist. You slide 4 fingers in her love tunnel and jam your thumb in her anus. You bring her to orgasm and your hand looks like it’s covered in Old Bay and crab mustard when you pull it out.
by LowMansLyric469 June 05, 2023
by Nyxy January 02, 2020
When a girl sits on you reverse cowgirl and uses your nipples to hold on...the girl must give you crabs to complete the position.
by Butterfly princess January 27, 2014
When a person uses their moral superiority complex to intimidate others by staring rudely across rooms, often because someone isn't wearing a face covering
The pugnacious, stout, tattooed woman had a clear case of Coconut Crab Syndrome as she contorted herself so that she could stare rudely at my maskless face across the salon
by specialcasesv2 August 22, 2021
When you take a bong rip, then while holding in the smoke you chug a beer, then exhale the smoke and quickly inhale a hit of nitrous oxide.
Yo Tim I just got some nitrous whippets from Starbucks, want to do an alaskan crab fisherman an git highh?
by Smokethebongeveryday March 20, 2011
When you stick your left foot in your partners mouth, your right foot in your partners ass, and fuck her all at the same time.
That Mrs. Parker is a freak!!! Last night that bitch let me put the 'ol nicaraguan crab sandwich on her!!!
by onecb November 28, 2007
to have sex while both people are doing a crab walk, both people look like 2 penguins waddleing while doing it
i took a girl home last night but i didnt get my work out in that day so i figured id give her the ole connecticut crab waddler, my friend came in and said we looked like 2 penguins
by k ziggy zaggy November 29, 2006