clock-kicking status

when one gets so drunk that they somehow end up kicking the clock off the wall.

"Wanna get drunk?""how drunk?""clock-kicking status"

by camie October 5, 2007

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I'll knock you're clock

A slang term used to threaten another human via a punch to the face.

Thomas: Hey RJ you're overweight!
RJ: I'll knock you're clock!

by poutef May 16, 2017

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The shadow that results from a man who is naked. The silhouette it presents is one of the man's general figure with his schlong hanging down in the limp position. It's easier to see on guys with massive cocks because it extents further out from their body (source: your mom :) ). It's called a 6 o clock shadow because the penis pointing straight down resembles a clock when the hour hand is at 6.

"I was in the locker room with Jack and his towel fell down and-and I just couldn't resist. I looked down at the floor and he had a 6 o clock shadow."

by Suckmytoes_77 October 11, 2023

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set your clock back

To dance around someone in a pink tutu.

I'm gonna set your clock back

by macykate July 19, 2017

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put a new number in the clock.

Need for a change. Time to change old or bad habits. Time to make a change. Source: A phrase I coined at the hospital when I was changing some bad habits that were harming my health and well being.

My life working this this job is dull and boring. Time to put a new number in the clock. I'll quit my job and go into business for myself owning my own pet store.

by Dave Greer March 4, 2008

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