"Dude, you see that new girl Michelle that just started today? She's so hot, she's definitely the new office pie."
by BlueSwag February 4, 2017
Get the Office Piemug. i needed to make a deposit for the toilet bank, so a little finger gave me an officer assist with my prison wallet!
by robetitcussin February 23, 2019
Get the OFFICER ASSISTmug. primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying Public Displays of Affection or engaging in sexual contact with another person.
Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments
Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments
Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!
> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!
> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
by Thot$layer539 January 15, 2018
Get the officer cockblockmug. A condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. Especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.
Person 1: Something about being in an office means I have to pee like every half hour. Usually I can hold it for 10 hours! What gives?
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'
by the only Chi on this website September 19, 2014
Get the office bladdermug. Allison America Beatriz Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon
Allison America Beatriz Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
Get the Allison America Beatriz Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeonmug. by callmecer October 27, 2022
Get the officemug. Home Office for unemployed people. They are constantly at home, like employees who work in home office.
by Ich bin's..... April 25, 2025
Get the Dole-Officemug.