Jeff off

1: To sandbag, or to remain hidden while there is work to do. When the work is done, the subject will reappear.

2: Similarly, to perform a menial task for an extended period of time in order to avoid doing more substantial work.

Coworker1: Where did he go? There's work to do.
Coworker2: He went to the back, to Jeff off.

Coworker: What are you doing? We have a lot of stuff to do.
Jeff off: It's very important that I find that spoon. I'll work on that for the next several hours.

by heidi bags July 29, 2013

lurking off

Gaining pleasure from spying on people online.

I walked into the room and caught Daniel totally lurking off to Stacey's profile.

by Jef_Benedetti February 28, 2012

Moss Off

The act of relaxin while at the same time "fucking off".

Aref: Yo Mitch Relax
Mitch Fuck you Perisian wtf you gonna do
Aref: YO Moss off buddy
Vuki: Yeah Mitch MOSS OFF

by What are you SICK productions June 22, 2011

swaked off

when one dress the same as the person they are giving a hand job.

Dude Brittany just swaked off Brad, wearing his military boots and a loose fitting t-shirt.

by Alex_Delarge October 14, 2011

spicers off

A certain saying of a even more certain South-African History Teacher in regards to removing a 'against school-policy' spray jacket.

Example
Ms W: "Raymon, spicers off dearie!"

by guguinga October 10, 2018

dudin' off

Just makes doing male things;

Why is Henry eating milk in a bowl with a tablespoon? Ahh, he's just dudin' off.

by Zoeseph Boxer July 10, 2017

Bollocks Off

When you are sick of someone or a situation, and fuck off doesn’t seem quite enough to describe your annoyance.

I’d wish you’d bollocks off

by Pdoug121 January 5, 2019