Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

A statement that can be made when one around you says something that is complete nonsense, like excessive usage of modern internet slang or memes in regular conversation, or can be used in response to incomprehensible subjects.

Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White, did you hear that the new egirl bussy was a doomer based cuck?

How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

by TripleAron May 17, 2022

Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

Do it

Stop wasting time, Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

by Jay.Vee.Zee November 23, 2021

Jess

The woman of your dreams. Her smile Peirce's the heavens and her eyes beem through your soul. When you meet her You know she's the one and you want to spend the rest of your life with her.

Guy one: have you seen Jess?
Guy two: who hasn't!

by Mugmanthebowl December 21, 2021

Jess Kiefer

Doing your own thing, and not giving a shit about what happens.

Don't Pull a Jess Kiefer.

by DJ Shellz February 11, 2018

Jesse

Jesse is a person who has a HOG <Heart of Gold>. Also with no agenda beyond seeing the good in people oftentimes may be nicknamed Mr Sweet.

Oooo that boy is so sweet, he must be a Jesse

by Hellodali December 26, 2021

Jesse James Ramirez

Jesse James Ramirez is a beautiful smart funny boy who sometimes gets into trouble at the wrong time. He is a caring friend who loves both men and woman and he would do anything to get with someone and would not stop until he finds a true love. He is sometimes really talkative but most of the time his conversation aren’t annoying. He is a smart boy who will one day get a masters degree at a university and will succeed to rase kids on his own or with help. But sometimes when he’s sad he would sometimes get mad at others but he will still be a great person

Jesse James Ramirez is a smart boy who will always help everyone when they need it the most

by Jesse James Ramirez February 22, 2021

jesse

smelly, sal from sal the explorer, pocoyo is life, shrek is husbando, probably stupid, hates ur mom

thats so jesse of you

by shrek_bathtub69 February 13, 2020