1. Some unnamed person that we will call Chris, requests tech support question easily answered by a google search multiple times.
Several knowledgeable people carefully instruct the "uber-nOOb" to go to google, again.
2. Someone, who after playing a game for months, is still getting killed twenty to one, and has no clue what is going on around them.
Several knowledgeable people constructively inform this person, in a special way, of their uber-nOObishness.
3. After many years of internet surfing, this person still sends forwards, spams IM, and doesn't understand what spyware is. This person buys a new computer because it is getting too slow, while thir system tray has 35 icons.
Several knowledgeable people carefully instruct the "uber-nOOb" to go to google, again.
2. Someone, who after playing a game for months, is still getting killed twenty to one, and has no clue what is going on around them.
Several knowledgeable people constructively inform this person, in a special way, of their uber-nOObishness.
3. After many years of internet surfing, this person still sends forwards, spams IM, and doesn't understand what spyware is. This person buys a new computer because it is getting too slow, while thir system tray has 35 icons.
by Viper :: BoroLANParty May 22, 2005
In cs (counter strike) it is the xm1014 auto shotgun(auto shotty). it has a fast reload and a fast fire rate. you can also stop reloading to fire off a round into the fave of an opponent.
by ~|~()|\/| November 28, 2006
1. an angry noob that runs around stealing kills and then mocks your dead corpse by crouching up and down in the general area of your characters face. Meant to be an emulation of a teabag.
2. a noob that runs around constantly saying "fuck you" or "you fucking suck" every time you inflict damage upon that player.
3. a noob that comes up to you post- kill and says things like "hey bro, way to be real fucking ghey" and "i wasnt ready. why'd you come after me". This is due to a kill that is usually of someone on the opposite team.
2. a noob that runs around constantly saying "fuck you" or "you fucking suck" every time you inflict damage upon that player.
3. a noob that comes up to you post- kill and says things like "hey bro, way to be real fucking ghey" and "i wasnt ready. why'd you come after me". This is due to a kill that is usually of someone on the opposite team.
1. 1337Haxor: Ha! i pwned your noob ass! *crouch, crouch*
2. Announcer: HEADSHOT!
ig075ki115: WOW! I can't believe your h4x! FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING SUX!
1337h4xor: Don't be such and angry noob...
3. whinyemobitch: I wasnt ready yet........ why'd you kill me.... *goes in corner and cuts wrists while istening to hawthorne heights*
2. Announcer: HEADSHOT!
ig075ki115: WOW! I can't believe your h4x! FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING SUX!
1337h4xor: Don't be such and angry noob...
3. whinyemobitch: I wasnt ready yet........ why'd you kill me.... *goes in corner and cuts wrists while istening to hawthorne heights*
by Chris and Fernando August 01, 2006
by John Kieffer April 04, 2008
A term used for the grenade launcher attachment in call of duty. Named for the lack needed skill only noobs use it even in RL.
by Flipsk8r1409 March 31, 2009
After you pwnt a noob, you then quickly T-Bag them and leave flour or exspelled fluids across there chest, then you bake them or gernade them leaving them at a nice not burnt but crispy bisket.
by But Socks November 19, 2006
Someone who doesn't know how to light a pipe, burns their fingers trying, can't load a bowl or someone who torches the bowl not knowing any better.
by swift_strongarm February 19, 2011