Naked Starfish

After a one night stand you pretend to fall asleep naked, and when the other person gets up to use the bathroom spread out arms and legs wide over the whole bed, perhaps sunny side up, and pretend you can't be woken so they leave without awkward pleasantries.

"I was tired and he snored so when he got up to pee I totally naked starfished."

by WnLg5 May 17, 2013

The Naked Mans Curryfest

Before sexual activity, the male warms up by nicely asking his partner to gently place curryof your choice along the penis for a warming, tingly sensation. when the curry is neatly placed along the penis, it is then insterted to either the mouth, the anus or the vagina.

Good luck guys.

Becky - "Oh my god guys, guess which bastard gave me The Naked Mans Curryfest Last night?!"

Jillian - "Was it Paul? Simon? Craig? Fred? Pete? Joe? Ronny?"

Becky - "Nah, it was that dick Clark, he put the curry on his cock himself!"

Jillian - "Oh, that's not roight"

by pete.likes.to.rock January 19, 2009

naked man rule

If you take a chick (if you're a guy)out on a date and it isn't going too well then take her back to your place. Then when she goes to the toilet strip down bollock naked and when she comes out, 2 out of 3 times you get laid.

Three guys go on a triple blind date
they each take their respective partners back to their flats and they meet up the next day.
1st guy: did you do the naked man rule?
2nd guy: Yeah . it worked BOOM
3rd guy: for me third guy unlucky

by vulture boi April 30, 2009

Naked prom

Where everyone goes to there prom naked. Only the most liberal high schools have it. Also I think there are some naked proms in Holland and in nudest colonys.
No need to buy a prom dress ect.

Where having a naked prom.

by Deep blue 2012 March 31, 2010

Nike Squeak

The distinct, high pitched squeak made when fresh Nikes hit linoluem. The term was coined by Rynizzle who upon hearing the squeak his Nikes made, felt the need to name it.

You hear that? That's pure, unadulterated Nike squeak.

by Karnan October 2, 2007

Colby (naked mole rat)

colby is a gay ass, sped asd, nigga bitch ass, Jimmy nutron lookin head ass, 2 finger bichass, hit by a train add nigga.

Colby (naked mole rat)

by God 420 69 May 6, 2019

Heaven is full of beer and naked women

A slogan that you sometimes see on a bumper sticker.

Man1: You want a go to heaven man.
Man2: You bet. Heaven is full of beer and naked women.

by Deep Blue 2012 May 19, 2010