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Atheist named Christian

A poor kid that ironically is named Christian even though they're an atheist. They constantly have to deal with people asking "Hey Christian, Are you Christian" In which you say no, And they end up saying "Then who are you?" This tends to annoy the living hell outta them. So please, If you ask that to one, Stfu
Griffin: Hey Christian, Are you a Christian?
Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist.
Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you?
Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off.
Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic.
Christian: Omg shut the fuck up.
Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a god!
Christian: Fag
Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.
by SurvivingMining June 14, 2016
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Obama's last name

It Obama. His full name is Obama Obama
Person 1: What's Obama's last name?
Person 2: It's Obama
Person 1: So his name is Obama Obama?
Person 2: Yes
by SmallYtu March 15, 2020
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Obama’s last name

One of the most mysterious questions that still remains unsolved
Guy: hey do you know what’s Obama’s last name is?
Other Guy: nobody knows
by Gokeez September 14, 2019
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The Horse's Name was Friday

A phrase said in response to a question that makes no goddamn sense.
Joey: So if the train leaves Station B 15 minutes later, and the sun is 86° overhead, when will the shadows of the two trains be equal in length?
Brandon: The horse's name was Friday.
by boughs.of.folly December 15, 2021
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Urban Dictionary Names

Urban Dictionary Names are what you get when you let 9-12 year old girls define their names on Urban Dictionary.
Ah, Urban Dictionary Names...
Example: "Kiki
A girl who's shy and beautiful. Usually she's quiet, but once you get to know her she becomes the nicest and best friend you'll ever know."
"You dick twitches, I could have put any name there and the girls with that name would have been like 'OMG THAT'S SO ME!'"
( Also see Dick Twitch )
by Hesebe August 3, 2016
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Urban Dictionary Names

A place to submit your name and write great lies about yourself. Mostly used to cheer yourself up, because if you search ANY name, it will only be positive descriptions.
(In Urban Dictionary Names)
Jimmy,
A fun loving guy who can make anyone laugh. He is really great and always will Slay Vag 24/7.

That's BS. Jimmy is a 31 year old virgin who lives in his mother's basement.
by ExtremeSlayerOfJimmyRustle April 28, 2014
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Name 3 Songs

When you call on someone who is wearing a (usually metal) band t-shirt.

The phrase is used to express either anger or agitation towards a particular person wearing a band t-shirt, thinking that they don’t deserve the t-shirt as they don’t listen to that band.
Today I saw a boy with a Metallica t-shirt, so I came up to him and asked him to name 3 songs by Metallica, and guess what? He replied “Isn’t Metallica a clothing brand?”
by Metal rules 😌🎸 August 31, 2022
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