midget

a short, uqly, hyper, retarded lukin ho who likesz 2 run around actin tuff n startin shit wit ppl and who likesz 2 luk at quysz naked and take off their clothesz in da middle of da classroom and punch teachersz in da face.. sum1 who needsz 2 qet dey assz beat

"Damnnnn dat bitch isz a midget niqqer"

by [Yo Bitch] December 10, 2007

Pirate Midget Extrodinaire

A person who has the talents of no other. Has a best friend, and is truly lucky to obtain her as one. Wears no eye patch, yet is one who is of a pirate. Is a midget, but not by definition. And most of all, extrodinairy! (Also referred to as PME)

Beckham: Hey there Pirate Midget Extrodinaire!
Pirate Midget Extrodinaire: I am lucky to have you as a best friend, Beckham.

by Peter Pan Loves Beckham December 25, 2008

Midg

N. A person of small stature that is easily angered and will kill on command.

V. The action of knocking all the books out of a persons hand while pointing at them and laugh and in the process insulting their mother.

Midg, Midg 'im!

Haha. You got midged. Just like i midged your mom last night. *humping motion*

by The Angel Klaus May 4, 2004

midget ninga

He lurks in the shadows.
He stalks through the alleys.
He hides under tables and chairs.
He is...THE MIDGET NINGA.

And he owns the night!

Hardened Criminal #1: Let us rob that old lady crossing the street.

Hardened Criminal #2: Look out! The Midget Ninga is here!

(the Midget Ninga mercilessly kicks their bollocks into next week)

Hardened Criminal #1: Ow! Now we shall be arrested, I suppose!

Hardened Criminal #2: Looks like!

(the police arrive and take them away)

Grateful Citizens: Thank you, Midget Ninga!

by Daviddd June 8, 2005

midget

a QUEEN song that is sung by QUEEN of course

"it's a kind of midget"

by i hate u josh khan November 29, 2004

midget mafia

to be on the midget mofia u have to be the biggest "littlest" fages in p-town....every1 in the mafia is 5'0 130 pounds or less..the members gang names r v4l, stanimal, n last but not least pretty boy..

the midget mafia wanted to fight me so i tied my arms behind my back so it would be n even fight..
the midget mafia tried to take my milk money cuz there bottles ran out..

by crizzzakie November 5, 2006

midget farming

The planting of nuts and bolts, in the hopes of growing strong midgets to work as munchkins and fight the evil courageous lion!!

Hick 1: I just raped a goat!!
Hick 2: I work on a midget farM!!
Hick 3: midget farming is fun...

by William Shaklefurd March 28, 2007