March 20

March 20 is the national anal day for couples

John is celebrating March 20 with Karen

by Haloooopphett March 19, 2021

Brute March

To forcefully mobilize or utilize a militant force. Unlike a normal draft, a Brute March typically consists of undesirables or those otherwise unwilling to fight.

High Command ordered an emergency brute march of the state's prisoners

by this handle is not in use May 30, 2021

March 21

Today is national Kick someone’s boob day when we can kick someone’s boob once

random person1: *kicks boob*
random person2: OW WHY DID YOU DO THAT
random person1: it’s March 21

random person2: *kicks their boob*

by PersonThatYouTotallyDontKnow March 21, 2021

March 19

March 19 is the day where your older siblings can't beat you in a fight.

Mark: hey wanna play rock paper scissors
Jackson: sure *wins*
Mark: you can't win it's March 19 today.

by Zodiac nice man March 19, 2021

march 15

Today is national confess feelings day go get them babe

hey i like u cutie ;) plus its march 15

by smexy lexi March 14, 2021

March 26th

International send nudes to or fuck your partner day!

Partner 1: Oh shit it’s March 26th!
Partner 2: So nudes or sex?
Partner 1: How about sex this year and next year we can send nudes?
Partner 2: Ok babes

*Proceeds to go to closest private spot*

by __HARAMBE March 25, 2022

March 7th

March 7th.. On this day, Spongebob Squarepants sprung out of bed, running over to his calendar and revealing that on this day was the grand opening for THE KRUSTY KRAB 2!!! Where Mr. Krabs would also assign a new manager!

Spongebob: Today is the big day Gary!
Gary: Meow..
Spongebob: and it’s finally gonna come true!... Today... Sorry about this Calender.
*Spongebob Rips Calender, Revealing March 7th*
Spongebob: Today is the Grand Opening Ceremony for THE KRUSTY KRAB 2!!

by March 7th May 26, 2021