Fag Machine
Fag Machine by Paulette November 30, 2006
Queef Machine
Another name for an automatic air freshener. This device makes a squirting sound when spraying out beautiful smelling goodness(aka queef) every so often depending on its settings. You will need to get queef refills as they don't last more than about 3 months.
You would say thank you queef every time it sprays its great scents. "Did your Queef Machine just go off? cause it smells some good in here!" " Yes it did my good friend" "Thank you queef" Man I need to run to Walmart to pick up some more queef, she's runnin out.
Queef Machine by kswin January 18, 2011
Related Words
soda machine break up
A relationship that takes several break-ups and make-ups to end, rather like trying to tip over a soda machine by rocking it back and forth.
"Did Jack and Jill get back together again? This is like the fourth time"
"It's a soda machine break up. Give it time, they've almost got it tipped over"
"It's a soda machine break up. Give it time, they've almost got it tipped over"
soda machine break up by B Mike December 24, 2007
Jackoff Machine
A large machine in which one lays under the main body of it and a metal cylinder is placed around the pecker.And when its turned on the cylinder moves up and down and jacks you off and can be make to go extremely fast.
Guys are sometimes forced to get in it as a punishment.
Guys are sometimes forced to get in it as a punishment.
Jackoff Machine by Judge dredd7 November 8, 2011
Japanese Vending Machine.
A phrase used when calling someone a whore just isn't good enough. Used to they'll do anything and be cheap about it.
Japanese Vending Machine. by only I really know June 30, 2009
Peruvian love machine
hot sexy peruvian with a nice nose and a big penis, and love to fuck girls and play the game as many times as he can. Play the shit out of bitches and fuck them hard in the ass hole.
Peruvian love machine by mc dhq January 24, 2008