March 7th

March 7th.. On this day, Spongebob Squarepants sprung out of bed, running over to his calendar and revealing that on this day was the grand opening for THE KRUSTY KRAB 2!!! Where Mr. Krabs would also assign a new manager!

Spongebob: Today is the big day Gary!
Gary: Meow..
Spongebob: and it’s finally gonna come true!... Today... Sorry about this Calender.
*Spongebob Rips Calender, Revealing March 7th*
Spongebob: Today is the Grand Opening Ceremony for THE KRUSTY KRAB 2!!

by March 7th May 26, 2021

March 31st

National Give your girlfriend whatever she wants

Gf: Hi love ! <3
Bf: Yeah?

Gf: Its March 31st!
Bf: uhh? yay? wh- OH-
Gf: you have to get me whatever i want <3
Bf: Alright alright ..

by Ayoimsosussylmao July 27, 2023

March 20

March 20 is the national anal day for couples

John is celebrating March 20 with Karen

by Haloooopphett March 19, 2021

17th march

A beautiful gorgeous girl was born in the word you should treat her like you would like to be treated

Omg did you here a girl was born on the 17th march, isn't it exiting?

by anonymous November 30, 2020

march 4

non-national stepsibling day

1. hey bro it’s march 4th
2. dammit i was gonna kill my step bro today
1. no dude; send him a nice paragraph
2. but-
1. it can wait until tmr
2. fine.

by yoxrs.trxly March 4, 2021

March 29th

National gives your boyfriend head day. If it’s his birthday he shall receive multiple rounds of head or sex as he pleases

Oh no it’s March 29th, he’s going to rock my world.

by Bfhhvdrth January 5, 2021

March 30th

Today is the day where you log onto any one of your close friend’s account on any social media.

Just do it, it’s March 30th.

by Coolkat665 March 31, 2021