Loser Dirt

Men who act like the dirt you can’t even grow anything in, the kind of dirt that doesn’t even make good mud.

Tyler is the Biggest Pile of Loser Dirt.

by BunnyIsRight777 May 21, 2025

zizards group of losers

THEY RAID US!!1!!1!1 WHY THEY RUN BAD SEVER!

For being a major part of Zizards Group of Losers.

by brotats September 27, 2020

Professional Loser

A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.

Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"

Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game

Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

Loser

Somebody who hides behind their burner account because they’re a coward.

ChillBogar is a loser.

by Boba Fetty Wap February 19, 2021

Crusty Loser

A person who displays a serve lack of skill at Rainbow six seige. Often characterized by the use of shotguns or other such aids wepons

Mate, i knew were you were at all times you crusty loser

by Big Janty February 21, 2018

loser liaison

This is a person that whenever you connect with him, her, them... you feel like a loser afterward. This person is not necessarily mean to you or better than you, but you feel like a loser after being around this person regardless of what happens - lunch, text, call, or whateves.

Caesar was not pleased that he would have to be seated next to Andrea in Lab for she had been his loser liaison for three semesters now. Being around her brought him down a lot. He questioned himself to a significant degree. She was his loser liaison and she brought him to face inevitable, yet potential failure. S

by von groovy September 4, 2024

Loser

Keegan

Keegan is a loser

by anonymous July 4, 2022