by Joezmama May 1, 2006
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2. I promise I won't cum in your mouth.
The two most undisputed, biggest lies ever spoken of all time. And always spoken with a tone of conviction to convince the other party to relax and believe what they are being told is utterly and completely trustworthy.
2. I promise I won't cum in your mouth.
The two most undisputed, biggest lies ever spoken of all time. And always spoken with a tone of conviction to convince the other party to relax and believe what they are being told is utterly and completely trustworthy.
1. Landlord: "It's the 5th of the month, and I haven't received your rent check!"
Irresponsible tenant: "Hey man, no worries, the check is in the mail!"
Landlord: "Yeah right, that's one of the two biggest lies in the world!"
2. Girl about to give head: "I really hate the taste of cum, I swear it will make me gag. So, please promise that you'll let me know before you finish, OK??"
Horny dude: "Don't worry baby, I promise that I won't cum in your mouth..."
Irresponsible tenant: "Hey man, no worries, the check is in the mail!"
Landlord: "Yeah right, that's one of the two biggest lies in the world!"
2. Girl about to give head: "I really hate the taste of cum, I swear it will make me gag. So, please promise that you'll let me know before you finish, OK??"
Horny dude: "Don't worry baby, I promise that I won't cum in your mouth..."
by Butt Boy 1975 May 8, 2011
Get the The two biggest lies mug.A drawing/person that seems to be made up of large tits, small hips and insanely long limbs. An ode to 'Robert Liefeld' and his shitty art.
"The bed is SO Liefeld"
by Disgruntled Person November 8, 2007
Get the Liefeld mug.1. Hes really Lief, he gets all the girls!
2. Did you see those two Liefing in the back of that car?
2. Did you see those two Liefing in the back of that car?
by Jordan A. H. January 2, 2009
Get the Lief mug.Leave nominally granted to an employee in return for working extra hours outside the agreed arrangements. Is often spent working from home because said employee in obsessed with work and has ADHD. Such time could be better spent buying a rug or coffee table from Heathcote.
Fingers: Yo, I'm taking tomorrow as time in lieu for working on Sunday, OK?
Mr T: Alright. Are you going to buy that rug from Rozelle?
Mr T: Alright. Are you going to buy that rug from Rozelle?
by 3nigm@ July 5, 2009
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by Leam April 30, 2005
Get the liejournal mug.Hey man, we’re all fuckin’ liars, at least the Man of 10,000 Lies is showing he’s just like the rest of us!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 20, 2019
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