A dad who loves her daughter and son. has a no limit budget for toys but always tells them to make it small so that mummy wont scold.
by Sooyaaaaa June 16, 2021
When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.
Lets go egg-laying.
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by bobthebuilderfucksisaac October 10, 2021
Caleb: You guys wanna go to my grandmas for some beers tonight?
John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!
Caleb: Bet!
John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!
Caleb: Bet!
by jnichols5 August 12, 2023