Ugols law
John: S***! im the only person who likes (Insert strange fetish HERE). Michael: No John. Depending on Ugols law, your not the only one.
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Okafor's law
This statement applies to guys mostly. If you have been involved in a relationship with a girl for over a period of time and you did a great job, in and out of the bedroom(mostly in), the belief is that you can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with the girl no matter what situation arises (break ups, different lovers etc)
After years of dating earlier , Gilbert used the "Okafor's law" to restart a sexual relationship with Wendy
Okafor's law by ThebadExample April 19, 2014
Two Coins Law
The principle that things will work themselves out according to their natural conclusion. Belief in Two Coins Law represents a belief in a deterministic universe that complies with the laws of physics.
Named after the plastic whirlpools at tourist attractions where a coin is placed in a chute in either side and allowed to spiral down to a hole in the bottom. If one understands that the coins will do like that, one has grasped Two Coins Law.
Named after the plastic whirlpools at tourist attractions where a coin is placed in a chute in either side and allowed to spiral down to a hole in the bottom. If one understands that the coins will do like that, one has grasped Two Coins Law.
"The food at this restaurant was awful! I should have known when I saw how dirty the place was."
"Sorry bud, Two Coins Law."
"Sorry bud, Two Coins Law."
Two Coins Law by Autocratic January 26, 2010
Jerell's Law
Jerell's Law states that any claim made by Jerell is over-exaggerated; thus, upon hearing said claims, one must divide everything he says by two, but if it's really extreme, divide it by three.
Jerell: Duuuude, I got my nollie laser flips on lock; I can do them 9 out of 10 times!
Alex: Jerell's Law? I'm pretty sure that means you can do it only three times out of ten.
Alex: Jerell's Law? I'm pretty sure that means you can do it only three times out of ten.
Jerell's Law by BPC MHS July 6, 2010
Mother-In-Law from Hell
1. You did NOT stand at the alter, taking vows your Mother-In-Law. Therefore, when your Mother-In-Law gets out of line, do not delay to tell her to FUCK OFF!!! Stand up for yourself! Set your boundaries, now! Otherwise, you will only endure countless years of torture, stress, pain... And inevitably, a divorce.
2. Mother-In-Laws are bored and suffer from empty-nest syndrome. They hate surrendering "control" of their children, into adulthood. So, they use manipulation to keep a hold on their children. This creates tension in a marriage. (Usually severe.)
Key Words: Psycho. Senile. Manipulative. Dramatic. Sneaky. Delusional. Controlling. Interfering. Obsessive. Bored. Evil. Burden. Harassing. Game Playing. Meddling.
...Sooner than later (due to old age), until the reeper comes to take them back to hell.
2. Mother-In-Laws are bored and suffer from empty-nest syndrome. They hate surrendering "control" of their children, into adulthood. So, they use manipulation to keep a hold on their children. This creates tension in a marriage. (Usually severe.)
Key Words: Psycho. Senile. Manipulative. Dramatic. Sneaky. Delusional. Controlling. Interfering. Obsessive. Bored. Evil. Burden. Harassing. Game Playing. Meddling.
...Sooner than later (due to old age), until the reeper comes to take them back to hell.
Mother-In-Law from Hell Experience:
MY Mother-in-law is from the CAPITAL CITY of HELL!
I feel your pain!
MY Mother-in-law is from the CAPITAL CITY of HELL!
I feel your pain!
Mother-In-Law from Hell by CyberGlamStar April 30, 2010
The Kickbush Law
The Kickbush Law by turkish dix January 23, 2008
Goldacre's Law
"I don't think there is any claim - and we can frame this as Goldacre's law if you like - any claim so stupid anywhere in the world that you couldn't find at least one doctor or academic who was willing to put it forward."
Dr. Ben Goldacre - British science journalist, author of 'Bad Science' and www.badscience.net blog
Dr. Ben Goldacre - British science journalist, author of 'Bad Science' and www.badscience.net blog
"The support by one scientist for the idea that the MMR vaccine is connected to autism is an example of Goldacre's law in action"
Goldacre's Law by DAAAAVVVVVVVOOOOO February 10, 2009