dip knocker

A really dumb person who has no sexual appeal

He is a dip knocker

by Tghjk March 19, 2017

Tinker Knocker

Tinker Knockers are the third gender that the government doesn't want people knowing about. They have nostrils in their butts, and giant ears. They live mainly in caves. They live in California and Greenland, where the one surgeon that can fix their ears lives. They are social outcasts and if you ever spot one, do not go near it.

Tinker Knockers are very friendly and scary.

by fbiagent123 December 29, 2020

Door-Knocker

An 1800's style of beard that resembles a door-knocker. You shave the cheeks and chin, leaving a line under the chin and on each side of the mouth connecting to a moustache.

PERSON 1 : “What style would you like today, Sir?”
PERSON 2 : “I'm thinking a door-knocker could be nice, thank you.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Defrost the Kicker

A euphemism for masturbation

Where'd Tim go? Oh, he went to the bathroom to defrost the kicker.

by KickerDefroster February 19, 2010

The Egyptian hole kicker

When a Egyptian child gets a running start and hits a man in the ass, which causes the penis to be inserted into the pussy for the ultimate ejaculation.

Yo I was down when my wife wanted to do the Egyptian hole kicker

by Cuteboithiccems69 February 5, 2021

knackered

having suffered an injury to the testicles

used almost always in the case where injury results from a fall from a beam with both legs going opposite sides of said beam

"I knackered myself when i fell off the monkey bars"

by Phillip J Brown January 24, 2007

fart knocker

vb. A prank that involves knocking on said door, then farting.

Jimmy: Hey dude I just pulled a fart knocker!

Billy: You are a dumbass.

by Jon Bone Jovi November 10, 2010