John Egbert

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by tturntechGodheadd September 11, 2022
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John Haldeman

Famous for his special Haldeman Shifter Sandwich in the Donegal High School cafeteria.
Donegal Student 1: What’s for lunch today?
Donegal Student 2: It’s the John Haldeman Shifter Sandwich!
Donegal Student 1: Fuck.
by MonkeBalls420 March 22, 2022
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John's Banana

John's Banna a term given by NCT's Ten it was on a voice called "A cup of coffee" Its a joke and nctzens love it.
Johnny & Mark:*Talking about banana's*
Ten's dirty mind:JoHn's bAnAnA?
Jaehyun:*Unbothered*
by Chittaphon April 28, 2021
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john bland

A man whom only eats ass
Hey what're you doing tonight?
Imma john bland some bitch
by bbbbbbbbbitch September 11, 2017
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A John Mount

The act of walking into a friends house with the sole intent of dropping a nasty smelly dump in their bathroom and feeling no pity.
Ex: Yo bro i just pulled a John mount at toms house dont go in there.
by smashndash69 October 12, 2012
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John Xina

John Xina also know as Jiang Xina or Zhong Xina is an exploitable image macro of WWE Wrestler John Cena Photoshopped to look like Chinese communist revolutionary Mao Zedong. Although the phrase "John Xina" was used on Twitter as early as 2016, it wasn't until May 2021 that image macros associated with the nickname first appeared on Instagram, due to the nickname resurfacing on Twitter in May 2021 because of a viral video of Cena defending China's military pressure for reunification with Taiwan.

The joke was spread quickly, other names took place, such as Dwyane 'The Rock' Johnson renamed as The Wok.
This joke was mixed together with chinese memes, such as Social Credit tests and such.
John Xina: 大家好, 现在我有冰淇淋, 我真的很喜欢冰淇淋, 但是,速度与激情 9, 与冰淇淋相比, 我最喜欢.
by A weak dick November 14, 2021
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Dry John

A joke that has no flavour at all,
An extremely lame joke.
John: "Knock Knock"
Nick: "Who's There?"
John: "You"
Nick: "You Who?"
John: "Hahahahah"
Nick: "Dry John"
by Perspex Avenger January 20, 2009
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