When someone leads you on with plans but then cancels last minute ; usually followed by some bullshit excuse
“He totally pulled a John last night... he said he was coming at 7:00 but at 6:50 he texted me saying his mom is making him take his dogs to the vet... he doesn’t have a dog”
“He’s totally pulling a John tonight... he said he has to watch his little sister so he can’t come!!”
“He’s totally pulling a John tonight... he said he has to watch his little sister so he can’t come!!”
by LetdownLucy December 20, 2017
Get the Pulling a Johnmug. To have a very conservative strategy when playing Super Smash Brothers in hopes to just be the last man standing while accomplishing nothing during gameplay.
This usually includes avoiding contact with other players altogether while occasionally throwing projectiles or using an item. A person who was John McCaining will usually end the match with a win and only one K.O.
Generally, this will cause everybody to detect that said player is John McCaining and then focus solely on knocking them off for several seconds, creating an adverse effect.
This practice can often be detected by hearing a flood of "come on, step it up" and "you're too slow."
This usually includes avoiding contact with other players altogether while occasionally throwing projectiles or using an item. A person who was John McCaining will usually end the match with a win and only one K.O.
Generally, this will cause everybody to detect that said player is John McCaining and then focus solely on knocking them off for several seconds, creating an adverse effect.
This practice can often be detected by hearing a flood of "come on, step it up" and "you're too slow."
"I can't believe I'm already down to one life, I think I'll be John McCaining the rest of this one out."
by Lo Siento Huesos April 9, 2010
Get the John McCainingmug. A stud of a man. Takes the largest dumps, flex’s his chickens , and exterminates simps. He’s not a man to be messed with will end your whole career, but will always come through in the clutch.
by Simp Detector 42069 March 30, 2020
Get the John Martinmug. That Dreamy Guy you always dreamed of dating in high school. Also a man that is very good in bed. Hard worker and very respectful to his woman and her opinions.
by Comonee October 11, 2020
Get the John Russellmug. John Xina also know as Jiang Xina or Zhong Xina is an exploitable image macro of WWE Wrestler John Cena Photoshopped to look like Chinese communist revolutionary Mao Zedong. Although the phrase "John Xina" was used on Twitter as early as 2016, it wasn't until May 2021 that image macros associated with the nickname first appeared on Instagram, due to the nickname resurfacing on Twitter in May 2021 because of a viral video of Cena defending China's military pressure for reunification with Taiwan.
The joke was spread quickly, other names took place, such as Dwyane 'The Rock' Johnson renamed as The Wok.
This joke was mixed together with chinese memes, such as Social Credit tests and such.
The joke was spread quickly, other names took place, such as Dwyane 'The Rock' Johnson renamed as The Wok.
This joke was mixed together with chinese memes, such as Social Credit tests and such.
by A weak dick November 13, 2021
Get the John Xinamug. The co-lead in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, who has a beautiful laugh, and is proof that there is good in this world.
by Disney Brony June 4, 2016
Get the john boyegamug. John: "Knock Knock"
Nick: "Who's There?"
John: "You"
Nick: "You Who?"
John: "Hahahahah"
Nick: "Dry John"
Nick: "Who's There?"
John: "You"
Nick: "You Who?"
John: "Hahahahah"
Nick: "Dry John"
by Perspex Avenger January 19, 2009
Get the Dry Johnmug.