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Jade

Jade is the type of person who you could trust the most out of everyone she is so very kind to everyone and she will love you the most in a relationship she is a 1 in a 1 000 000
Jade is everything to me🥰🥰
by Ceaq November 15, 2021
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Jade

"All hail Jade, the cheese lord"
by anonymous November 13, 2021
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Jade

Jade is a wonderful person who’s hot but will give you hardcore anal sex I’m talking about that hardcore anal. But jades also don’t have big asses usually, they have tight asses to put your meat in. Jades always love a bit of custard in their canal! Anyways, a jade is usually someone who is so fucking Asian they can’t see shit like they eat woof woof dog like dog. Jade has no boobies but mosquito bites instead. Still hot for some reason. They love soccer, masturbating wolves and s’mores that were made during gay pride parades.
They also like watching the office for some god unknown reason. Look I’m talking about a true jade also they make you wear a condom during oral sex. Gay!!!! Which is why you fuck that bitch in her ass!!! Boo-Yah!
Hey Jade you up for some anal and some s’mores??
Hey jade time for hard blowers!
by LilBoyMickeyTheMouse102 November 11, 2020
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jade

Jade is a Beautiful girl. She makes almost everyone laugh, even when she doesn't try. She loves mascara, crewneck sweaters, and hot Cheetos.She trusts until she can't anymore, but only because you gave her a reason. She is loyal and sensitive.Don't mess with her or her friends, she'll make you regret it. She's not so popular and has been through so much. she's mostly known as "Rickies gf at school."
Someone: Omg jade is beautiful!!
someone #2: ikr I wish I was like jade
by jade.loves.mascara May 14, 2022
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Jade

I’m sorry I had a car accident I’ve been on them jades.
by Whorecard July 15, 2022
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Jade forde

Somebody who is falling apart but nobody can see past her because she's good at holding in her emotions. She helps other people when their sad but when she's sad there's nobody there who cares for her.

A girl who enjoys obsessing over guys in boybands and bands.
"Are you okay?"

"Fine"

"Okay then"

'To her he's everything
To him she's just another fan'

"Nobody likes 'jade forde'
by CalumHemmings May 4, 2014
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Goddess Jade

she's an expensive Indian Findomme and practices financial domination
she likes pet play, feet and is a softdom who is open to explore more if you ask with wallets open
Goddess Jade is such a finbrat.”
by slavesanjay September 21, 2025
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