guild classic

The act of acting like a sandmonkey doing following day to day activities:
- touching the genitalia of the opposite gender without consent
- secretly sticking your erect Corpus spongiosum up the opening of the rectum to the outside of your homies body
- filming the opposite genders gluteus maximus
- kissing your homies
- being charming
- asking girls if they are as perverted as you are
- non-consetualy touching Femella mammary gland

I am guild classic
I was classical
I am guild

by tiggamigga March 20, 2024

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classic dumps

classic dumps is referred to as ferry

yo these classic dumps are ferry

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by deez nutz are real June 4, 2021

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Makis classics

A person who is bored of going out or doing any other activity and tries to get away with it by coming up with the worst excuses in existence

-Hey will you come today at the party?
- Yo I can't man, my parents told me that if it's overcrowded I can't go
-ugh come on man that's some Makis Classics

by ShadowIShere August 7, 2022

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Suck Classic Off Day

Basically this is a day where it's set on August 18th which is my birthday and all I ever ask for is a blowjob from anyone. Requirements are people being 15 years old or 16+. Has to be a girl (Or a femboy)

Classic - ''Yo, it's my birthday which is Suck Classic Off Day!''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''

by Rick Fork November 6, 2024

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classic cut

A classic cut is the original way of slicing the bread for Subway(tm) sandwiches, achieved by slicing off a u-shaped section of bread off the top of the bun.

"I'll get a footlong meatball" -customer
"would you like regular or classic cut?" -Subway(tm) sandwich artist
"Classic cut, please" -customer

by legendzen September 16, 2013

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