Paper Ankles

Someone with extremely fragile angles who rolls or injures them a lot.

Man I rolled my ankle for the third time this week, I have paper ankles

by ApatheticallyBroken December 23, 2020

paper fuck

Attempting to get rid of an employee by constantly writing them up over every little thing. Eventually their file will be full of disciplinary material and they are paper fucked.

Sarah is a horrible employee! Too bad we can't just fire her on the spot. We have to paper fuck her.

by DisgruntledSupervisor April 10, 2013

Paper TV

A book.

Sammy - pass me that paper TV. My professor assigned a bunch of reading.

by chAMPIRE July 08, 2014

Toilet Paper

The most important thing in times of a pandemic.

Toilet paper is nutritious and healthy for your brain!

by Merpish Man April 27, 2020

toilet paper

the white paper you wipe your bunghole with

toilet paper cleans my junk

by PudiesPie September 09, 2014

paper toilet

noun. Spanglish meaning for toilet paper. Coined by people who grew up with spanish or french creole speaking relatives by directly mentally translating 'papel de toilet'.

"Chucho don't forget the paper toilet when you go to the bodega."

by bxemsmedic September 16, 2009

paper preacher

Anyone who preaches the word of the Lord for more and more of that paper (money).

Friend: Hey! Did you read that great self-help book by (millionaire televangelist type)?
Me: No way, I don't take advice from no paper preacher!

by Mwahahahahahaha! December 19, 2013