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hump hound

What a boss or supervisor calls a subordinate they have a crush on.
Tammy’s looking hot today, she’s such a hump hound!
by Joefromcali February 10, 2018
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Hump and Jump

The act of hooking up with someone in your own bed and then leaving to sleep somewhere else.
"Yea I finished and thought she'd leave, but I had to hump and jump and sleep on Ryan's couch.
by urbansplatt May 27, 2018
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Hump

HUMP ME!!!!!!!
by Ermines November 21, 2018
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Hump day

When camels hump each other on hump day but it’s extremely uncomfortable because of the bumps on their back
Guy:yeah i humped my girl on but she’s got scoliosis so it was like hump day
by Coochie destroyer 500000 April 17, 2019
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Hummy

A Hummy or Hummus Baby is a person who offers sexual favours in return for hummus.
My hummy is cute. He's always doing what I ask. I suppose that's fine because I give him more hummus than he asks for
by Daltonbaby September 17, 2020
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Humayd

cool guy very poggers and likes calling people cring and doesn't know how to socialize
that guy is so humayd
i know right?
by Dr.Hu November 29, 2021
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Perma-Hump

Usually occurring in a male either a) just hitting puberty or b) partaking in copious amounts of sexual intercourse. Symptoms include thrusting, or humping, upon sight or contact with someone of the opposite sex.
"All I did was shake his hand and he just started thrusting at me!"
"Don't worry. He just had a touch of the perma-hump."
by Mae F December 23, 2008
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