honey dutch

Honey Dutch is a term for the honey-flavored Dutch Master cigar. They cost $0.99 - $1.25 in the Philly/Wilmington metropolitan area. Since it is such a cheaply made and sold cigar, it's most often used to roll L's, or marijuana cigars. It has two layers, a green leaf outside and a brown paper inside. The broken up weed is put on the brown paper and then rolled diagonally along with the leaf, usually spread out across an even rolling surface. This makes the blunt easier to roll for novices and quicker to roll for pros. Not to mention it leaves a sweet honey taste on your lips when you cheif it.

JJ: Yo Stu, man, we need to hit up the 7-11, they got them 99 cent honey dutches.

Stu: Yeah boss, who the fuck you think introduced you to them honey dutches?

by Jayr Jones April 26, 2006

Honey Bucket

A shit house on an airplane. Lavatory on an airliner.

You get to suck the shit out of the honey bucket from flight 69.

by Simon October 14, 2004

Honey Dust

A fine white powder that makes the skin smooth. When licked off, it tastes like honey.

Described by Gibbs and DiNozzoon the NCIS episode SWAK.

I was sent some powder in a SWAK. No worries, it was just honey dust from my boyfriend.

by Sans0uAvecV0us December 31, 2009

Honeydick

To attract someone or something by appealing to them (usually sexually), in an attempt to manipulate them for your own good.

Jeff: if you think about it, pedophiles honeydick kids into their vans by offering them candy as a false illusion, right?
Dan: Shut up, Jim.

by Difter December 25, 2014

honey do list

a lists of chores and/or errands given to a man by his wife or girlfriend

Men rather do other things then tend to a honey do list.

by Gerard Irick May 20, 2010

Alabama Hockey Mask

One person defecates on a sheet of clingfilm, then wraps the sheet of clingfilm around another persons face. At this stage, the male/female wearing the Alabama Hockey Mask has three choices;

1. They eat their way out of the Alabama Hockey Mask. Not the easiest, or tastiest but provides the best chance of survival.

2. They hope and pray that the person who placed the shit-covered clingfilm on them has some form of kindness in them and ends the shitty, hellish nightmare for the wearer.

3. They suffocate and die.

Lewis: "Anna, I'm going to give you this Alabama Hockey Mask and I want you to wear it with pride and embrace my poop all over your face."

by TheBish April 22, 2009

Honey b

Lady Gaga's nickname for Beyoncé in the music video, "Telephone"

Gaga: "We did it, Honey B!"

by LeeKun March 14, 2010