golden mist

When your kid pees in the humidifier and pee gets misted on every surface of the room

Every room in my house got golden misted.

by GoldenMister February 14, 2022

Golden tomato

When the vagina is so good it has you hooked. You will do anything for that piece of vagina.

What does she have a golden tomato?

by The Tiguere Will December 3, 2021

Golden Tripod

Three Jewish men crossing swords.

While watching porn, I came across a perfect example of the golden tripod.

by Hockey Photography Lover December 3, 2021

golden rivet

A semi mythical method of inducting new recruits into the British Navy

Come below and I'll show you the golden rivet.

by black flag June 2, 2004

A Golden Ticket

When you take a shit and discover that you do not have to wipe. Pretty much the best feeling ever especially when there is no paper.

Dude I was out of toilet paper but I had a golden ticket so I got out lucky.

by mr jew da man November 3, 2010

golden mouthwash

The act of peeing directly into your partner's mouth. Then the one who recieves the urine is called the gargler because they gargle the urine for approximately 30 seconds. Then the gargler spits the urine into his partners mouth and he becomes the gargler. This cycle repeats until the urine no longer tastes like urine because of it being waterdown from the saliva. Then they play paper, scissors, rock and the loser then has to swallow.

Tina is tired of her breath stinking because Sarah always wants to give her a golden mouthwash.
"Sarah, can we skip the golden mouthwash tonight, because no one at school will talk to me while my breath smells like your urine," Tina exclaimed while Sarah was crouching over her mouth.

by Benjamin Whitaker November 16, 2007

golden duck

Cricketing term

similar to duck, but to be clean bowled by the first ball the batsman faces.

That's the third Golden Duck of his season, and it's only his second game.

by black Flag June 11, 2004