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fast food

The sole cause of obesity in this country.
Fast food is almost the single-worst thing a person can injest in their body.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 13, 2008
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Food Stalking

The act of observing the tables around you at a restaurant and ordering what the other diners are eating.
When Leo the waiter at Grand Lux Cafe asked Nancy if she'd like to start with an appetizer, she was totally food stalking when she ordered what the table next to her was having.
by food stalker December 30, 2008
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food coma

When a man/woman is unable to properly digest ones food due to the fact that their stomach cannot digest all the different flavors and particles leading to a feeling of elation followed by the collapse of their system which cause said person to crumple into a heap on the couch for a designated period of time(average 1-3hrs depending on the toxicity of the food) followed by the person to wake up the following morning and disappear into the nearest restroom/underbrush for prolonged periods of time
After Charlie ate that burrito in under four minutes, I knew I would have to wake up after him because of his food coma.
by veggieman24 January 1, 2012
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Food Redistribution

Food redistribution occurs after doing cocaine before a meal, and you are out to dinner with people who don't know. Since you can't eat, you shift food around to make it appear you are actually eating.
I suspected Craven might be doing lines, but I was convinced when I saw him doing food redistribution at Accapella. He didnt eat anything, he was just moving his food around.
by cromano115 April 2, 2009
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Staple Food

An item of food that is consistent in one's diet. It is eaten AT LEAST every day if not more than one time per day.
Pop-tarts are my staple food. I eat them for breakfast everyday as well as a snack before bed.
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Food Porn

Any picture or ad of food that is appealing.
Yo, Danielle did you just see that Pizza Hut commercial?

Hell yeah - that was some good food porn. Let's go get some pizza.
by FriedMack May 30, 2008
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Jail Food

Ben: Dude, wtf is that shit. It looks like camel ass fat mixed with burnt baby dick skin.

Joey: Yeah, I got jail food. Its pretty horrible.
by Jomey January 15, 2009
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