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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.
Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
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evereating

Evereating is the action of eating continuously. It can also be known as foraging or grazing but is most prominent in people dieting. Overeating is done usually at one sitting but evereating is done from the time one gets up until they go to bed.

Calories are cumulative but the evereater feels they are sticking to diet plans because they do not seem to eat large quantities of food at one sitting.

Evereating contributes to more obesity than bingeing.
Sue realized she was an evereater when she emptied all the fruit, chips, chocolate bars and trail mix from her purse and desk drawers. She also realized that she was evereating while making dinner and had little bowls of nuts and fruit all over her house.
by 1fatgirlshrinking November 9, 2012
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The BEST thing ever

Abdou Elkamili aka the most handsome man ever
Good morning texts from abdou elkamili are the BEST thing ever
by Wowieyeehaw April 22, 2021
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The Most Perfect Dude Ever

dyvier. one word is all i have to say.
omg theres the most perfect dude ever !
by dyvier May 11, 2022
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Amy evers

Amy is a nice tall girl that loves food. she doesn't mind to become fat cus eating is just her adiction. amy evers is also quite handsome but is still a virgin. so if you end up in a realation with her please note that she always goes sixty nine if you know what that mean. amy also does wel in school aldo deep inside everyone knows she will eventualy grow up to become a drug adict cus she messed up her live. but even with al that amy evers will still always love her family.................. aslong as you don't mes with her drugs ofcorse
do you wan't to go schopping with me Amy Evers
by Rensje March 2, 2019
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