fucked the dog

To do nothing, procrastinate, or avoid doing a task that is undesirable

I was sick of doing school work so I took the day off and fucked the dog

by Omallley April 11, 2005

FuckedDaShit

Verb... To Screw Something or Somebody...To Refrain From doing something...

Today Mom to me to go and look for a job... I told her FUCKEDDASHIT... I don't need a job while I can live off you forever.

by Secret Agent Valdez April 26, 2006

donkey fucked

having vaginal sex with a girl doggy style then pulling out and stuffing it in her ass with out warning thus you get the Hee noise, then when she turns around to be like what the fuck you punch her in the face thus the Haww noise repeat until unconscious or ejaculation (which ever seems funnier)

example I just donkey fucked that fat hoe

by Donkey fucking God (i.e. Butter, i.e. Proffesor Chaos, i.e. Kevin) November 22, 2004

fucked

To have consumed numerable amounts of narcotics, and generally be a big dribbling mumbling euphoric mess.

I'm fucked

by Lozza & Queen of the Fucking Universe March 9, 2003

two faced

someone that goes around bitching about everybody then sucks up to them 5 secs later. usually occurs at volleyball tournaments by really short people who wish to be popular.

katie bitches about everyone then is their bestie two seconds later. shes the urban dictionary definition of two faced.

by Kaaatteeeeeee June 25, 2008

fucked yo bitch

When someone has sex with anothers partner and says it to them.

"i fucked yo bitch"
"i fucked yo cow"

"aight then"

by SwagYoloNahBoi January 19, 2016

bull faced lie

bold face lie. obvious complete bull. bfl.

I know the truth and that was a complete bull faced lie!

by mulletHEAD December 24, 2008