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thomas the tank engine

he is an absolute unit well known in all 50 US States, he is the number 1 wanted criminal for robbing everybody, and spending all their cash on drip.
by Mr.Quagsire April 20, 2022
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Software Engineering

Software Engineering is the Oompa Loompa of science.
I have been called an Oompa Loompa
by The looser September 25, 2023
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engin

by Mushroomengin66 November 27, 2017
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Midnight Engineer

To engineer at night. A person who services people during the lightless hours of the day. A prostitute.
That girl we passed on the bus was rather shapely and walked in a distinctive manner. However, she had the essence of a midnight engineer.
by COMOSELLAMA? March 6, 2010
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Murphy's Law of Engine-Idling Duration

"If you leave your vehicle's engine running during a delay in proceeding (traffic-jam, road construction, accident-resolution, "stuck" red signal-light, etc.), you will be sitting there for many minutes, just wasting gas. The instant you turn the key off and climb out of your seat to stretch, however, THAT'S when the line of traffic will begin moving again, and thus you will have shut off your engine "for nothing", AND you will now be holding up everyone behind you while you hastily hop back into the driver's seat and re-start the engine so that you can move forward again."
I finally took da plunge and bought a second-hand Toyota Prius because I'd eventually had one too many cases of Murphy's Law of Engine-Idling Duration... the Prius automatically shuts down its power during stand-stills, and then uses its electric motor to provide instant mobility as soon as you're ready to go again.
by QuacksO October 20, 2018
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Hop on engine testing

Typically used by HDC (Hyorc's Development Cave) members to signify anal sex, the engine testing part referencing HDC's game called Engine Testing
by tihmmer May 28, 2021
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Avocado Engineer

Software or technology engineers that deploy changes without governance or change management; usually causing chaos for end users
The changes were deployed by an avocado engineer, our end users don't know where to click
by dubzziez April 23, 2021
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