baby elastic 

Condom for small penises

"That boys thang was so small I had to whip out the baby elastic!"

baby elastic by Kouryuu February 26, 2017

ouchless elastics 

for pleasure other than for hair...

Omg Scott did you put her elastics in your mouth!! MANLY that you used her elastics like that.
Ouchless elastics are superb man!

ouchless elastics by ouchless elastics December 5, 2020

maya.elia

Maya.elia is a tik toker who has 1639 followers. She is truly a kind person and is very caring. When you need advice or someone to talk to, she’s the right person!

“maya.elia is the coolest person ever!”

maya.elia by urmybae<3 September 5, 2021

jayda elash 

no one likes her because she looks like a salted slug carcass, her hair colour changes every week, and her sense of humour is the same as a 15 year old boy. built like a centipede.

she reminds me of jayda elash, just a literal slug carcass

jayda elash by pissdrinkspoonhands November 26, 2021

dirty elian 

Dirty Elian, someone who forgets commons sense doesn’t take care of himself probably and doesn’t bathe for months

*sniff sniff* “BRO ELIAN HOW DIRTY ARE YOU , YOU STINK LIKE HOT GARBAGE”
dirty Elian: “damn your so mean I don’t smell that bad”

As they cover their nose

dirty elian by Lookingfor_BBB August 15, 2023

spastic elastic 

A disabled gymnast

Given that sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

spastic elastic by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

spastic elastic 

A disabled gymnast

Sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

spastic elastic by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024