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The East Midlands

not the south of England.
And definitely NOT the north!
home of incomprehendable contrasts such as the neighbouring cities of Derby and Nottingham. Derby; otherwise known as the home of repulsive ogre people is a horrible place, whereas Nottingham is a place of tranquility and love.
A - I'm headed to the north for my holidays this year.
B - Cool where are you going?
A - Derby.
B - that's in the East Midlands you fuck-wit. I hope you get horrifically strangulated by the ogre people before the kind, understanding and generous people of Nottingham can save you. you shit-for-brains, monkey arsehole of a person.
by monsieur du brouillard June 21, 2011
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Washington Academy, East Machias

Although I do agree with whatever part of the last definition made sense, I'd like to also add that whoever wrote that must have either been baked out of their mind or just completely retarded. I dont' mind the lack of capitalization or the misspelling, but do you see those funny little symbols on your keyboard? They're called periods and commas. That aside, Washington Academy is festering spawning ground for conformity and reeks of a total abuse of power over students that is only exceeded by the aura of depression that pervades the atmosphere for one mile in every direction.
If Washington Academy, East Machias, lessened its iron grip on the student body maybe definitions like this wouldn't come about.
by Jijibwa March 31, 2009
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middle eastern people

Kind and hospitable groups of people who come from the middle east. Ranging from Persians, Turks, Jews, Arabs, and others, the Middle East is a very diverse and varied place home to many cultures and religions, such as Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Irreligion and others. Racewise, most people from the middle east are Caucasians, although there are small minorities of Sub-Saharan Africans and East Asians in some areas.

Although many people in the middle east are modern people, yearning for freedom, the governments of the Middle East are corrupt and authoritarian, blocking any attempts at reform.

Home to great food and art, the middle east is the home of many technological and mathematics, for example, being the birthplace of modern algebra and the cradle of civilization. Middle Eastern people are very warm and kind and love a good party.
Have you ever been to a Lebanese party? Middle eastern people sure do know how to get turnt!
by Just some guy on here October 3, 2017
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eastchester

A town in New York which welcomes every version of BMW and Mercedes cars on the market. These cars are usually driven by italian princesses and guidos, bought fully by their parents. You can find a majority of guidos hanging out at the local gas station Exxon, which attracts all the guidos like moths to a bright light at night. Most girls seen in this town are mindless bitches that want to get "crunked" with their asshole boyfriends who regularly beat them and call them sluts, when ironically the guys are the reason why they're sluts to begin with. Just look for Honda Civics and the Acura CL 3.2-S and you'll find most of these girls. If you start to develop a Bronx accent out of nowhere, you've been in this town for too long. We're all white, but somehow we're "niggas." Cops in this town have nothing better to do than bother teens who just want to chill, rather than bust real crime. You will get arrested for basically anything, and you can't even sit in your car in the middle of the day without a cop saying "Either you leave, or I'll give you a ticket for your tinted windows." They also make outrageous claims that you have "illegal headlight covers" on your car, when in fact you have stock headlights that you have never touched.
Shaawwtaaaayyy!!!
G-UNIT!!!
Bitch get in ma caaa!!
by CGT3 June 29, 2005
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East Bum Fuck

You pass Farmington and realize that your in East Bum Fuck.
by omgitsthepob February 7, 2005
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Eastlake

A place in Ohio that's full of Croatian people.
Croatian girls are hot, and Eastlake is full of them.
by KidFromBoston July 1, 2005
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East Austin Slapfight

A fight characterized by both combatants being underskilled in actual fisticuffs. Participants generally rely on rhetorical jousting as well as simple cheating.
The only way The Left could win an East Austin slapfight is by tying razor blades to his hands and pretending it was a cockfight to the death.
by City Limits January 18, 2006
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