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Colorado Douchebag

Your typical rock climbing, "not all who wander are lost", sub alpha male who's moderately pretentious & his diet consists of microbrews and charcuterie plates.
Why would you invite Rich out to the bar, you know he's a colorado douchebag.
by Yamothasleg March 6, 2021
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Douchebag

Perry Ford.

No other way to represent it in a human form.

The most foul and repugnant
That Douchebag called me again on my time off, when all he needed to do to get the answer he needed was to look at the text I sent him.
by Eddie-O March 19, 2018
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Douchebag

Someone with a common name and last name. Preferably Smith
Lol that dudes last name is smith, what a douchebag
by RealDude27 January 7, 2022
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Classic Rock Douchebag

An exceptionally stubborn individual, usually over the age of 45, that adamantly listens on to rock and roll music that is pre-1995, but then bitches and complains that rock and roll has basically died out and the music industry is nothing but rap and country and pop, yet they still refuse to listen to modern rock and roll artists "because it just isn't the same as the older stuff", so they do nothing to support the current rock industry
I used to be such a classic rock douchebag until one day I realized how much good music I was allowing myself to miss out on, now I love rock and roll music from all decades and genres
by Kramardi September 15, 2022
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complex douchebag

A person who is a douchebag in your deluded imagination
J. K. Rowling is a complex douchebag because woke idiots imagine that "transwomen are men" is offensive
by ChChas of the island April 16, 2024
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douchebag

A guy who acts like he's accomplished more than he actually has.
Bob is a real douchebag for telling everyone that he fucked your mom and sister last weekend ... he didn't fuck your sister 'til Wednesday.
by A-ronYo September 17, 2021
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Douchebag

Any Hillbilly hick with the first name Robert.
Robert this arrogant keyboard cowboy is a douchebag.
by Glass Cardinal April 9, 2024
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