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My Dodge truck will kick your Ford's ass anyday!

by AJ February 6, 2005

cone dodger

Also known as Autocrosser. Autocrossers are viewed as crossdressers who think that danger and excitement is narrowly missing a plastic safety cone by two inches at 35 mph, and live by a rule book about their car specs that is bigger than the Bible. There is a lot of risk and danger in autocrossing.....hell, if you screw up, you could end up with a couple of plastic safety cones tangled up in your front grill. Does Michael Schumacher autocross? Would he ever spend time dodging safety cones? Did Kimi Raikonen make it to Formula One as a nineteen year old by driving solo in a parking lot? Hell no, Kimi made the leap to Formula One because he was the karting champ of Finland, doing wheel-to-wheel shifter karts, not by driving around stationary cones. If autocross was really exciting, you would see the Cone Dodger's National Championships on ESPN or Speedvision. But no use having an autocross on TV because, uh...quite frankly, no one cares.....

Look, that cone dodger thinks he is racing!

by Taira Capeta August 2, 2006

Dodge

If you are gonna ram it DODGE RAM IT!

You can stay home and STROKE it while I go over to her place and RAM it.

by Shorty July 25, 2004

dodgers

Los Angeles baseball team. Giants' archenemies. It's known for losing games and fans after the seventh inning. And still, the dodgers games are a whole family experience and they have the coolest ball park.

You have to think blue if you believe they are going to win a world series any time soon.

Gil Grissom: You are like Dodgers fans.

by dumbchemist April 13, 2006

Dodge

Car manufacturer that is so shitty that you can actually turn it into a Ford.
(Achieved by Gas Monkey Garage in Dallas, Texas. )

Bob: Dude, is that old truck you have a Dodge?
Jim: It used to be

by jkldea134 April 27, 2015

bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.

"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

by Anna & Tilly May 24, 2008

dodge tomahawk

Stupid looking "concept" bike that will never go into production.
If dodge would stop smoking banana peels they would realise that a bike with a car engine only makes it that much heavier.Besides the stupid thing has four wheels so it aint a real bike

I was goin around the lake on my dodge tomahawk and i got laughed at so bad.They said hey why dont you put a 4 row radial aircraft engine on that thing THEN it would haul ass! AAAAAAA Ha ha ha ha cough cough.

MAN i felt like an idiot.

by crochrocket April 9, 2003