jerk the dolphin

Dolphins are the only animals beside humans that are capable of being jacked off.

Aaron was late to the party, he needed to jerk the dolphin off.

by BigRedTime52 June 18, 2011

Dolphin Watching

An attempt to fuck with the Planning Committee to make them think we have ambiguous plans months in advance when really we are going to crash their party with Dolphin Shots.

Hey, Wanna go Dolphin watching 8 weeks from now?

by dolphinwatching June 17, 2021

Dolphin

A relatively hairless, masculine, non-heterosexual male

The Dolphin went to the gym to check the guys out, and everybody saw that he was hairless.

by PuffTheHoneyBadger April 6, 2019

dolphin dandruff

When the pussy skin is dry and chafing, leaving behind dead skin that smells fishy.

My boi: YOOOO i just smashed bro

Me:good shit fam.

My boi: YYEEEAAAHHH DUDE, I ate her booty pasta and her dolphin dandruff.

Me: too much information bro, how about you smoke my pine real quick to make me feel comfortable

by Oldbob cheese dick December 3, 2021

Dolphin Laugh

When you drop an uncle stinky that erupts out of the water and bobs around doing tricks to the point where your asshole makes a dolphin sound like "aaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

See also: uncle stinky

I just had the best dolphin laugh!

by Jockstar25 April 21, 2017

Dolphin

The only sea creature anyone likes

You:hey bro do you like dolphins?

Them: yeaaaaaaa maaaahhhhnnn

by QueenKangaroo July 19, 2019

Squeaky Dolphin

During intercourse you try to shove your dick unexpectedly into her ass. She will turn around and squeak at you like a dolphin.

I was banging this random and gave her the squeaky dolphin.

by CamelToeMafia August 29, 2019