docker mouth

to give oral pleasure to your boss, and occasionally his dress pants (dockers) may get in your mouth

Bro 1: Did you hear what Maddie did to Mr. Williams?
Bro 2: No, not a clue.
Bro 1: She needed a raise so she blew him.
Bro 2: No shit, did she get a case of docker mouth?
Bro 1: Yea a whole zipper.

by WolfInSheepsClothes September 28, 2014

Umbilical Docking

When a man with a large gut (fufab) whose belly button hole is deep because he is so ginourmous takes another man's penis into that gapping umbilical hole.

This also allows the man who is the receiver to perform other activities.

Caution: the umbilical cavity should be checked for foreign objects prior to docking!

Sam could not dock with his gay lover because he couldn't find his penis due to his fufab so they improvised and did a little Umbilical Docking.

"Hey Buddy, just Umbilical Dock me while I finish this hot dog."

by Ram M. Stein October 5, 2009

Dockin

The act of giving a blowjob while taking a dump.

I thought blumpkins were exciting, until I talked my wife into a dockin. She enjoys long shits, I enjoy blow jibbers...win win

by Seatadia August 12, 2017

poxy docks

A Cockney Rhyming Slang dig at the clock, where the emphasis is on frustration with the whole nature of time and man's relationship with it. Usually involves both instances where not enough or too much of it is available. Can be used in many ways

1. Three clubbers out at night

'I like can't believe its ten to three already man, its gonna shut soon, this evening has SO flown, the poxy docks!'

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2. A worker on a dull production line in a factory

' Its WHAT? Only 4pm? Three hours of this poxy docks shift to go!'

3. A woman nearing the menopause

'Shiela! Im depressed! I need a man! I want a baby! The biological poxy docks is ticking!'

by mids99 November 9, 2009

docket skank

the check out chick who writes out her name and number on your shopping docket

John: "did you see that checkout chick?"

James: "yeah man, she gave you her number"

John: "i know. fucken docket skank!"

by salvadere September 23, 2007

Docklets

Mean Comments, or remarks

She was making up docklets!

by Breyon Gindin September 13, 2007

[docking] sauce

the final stage ,product and end result of performing the act of docking. Generally shared through urethral exchange and can then be consumed orally

see docking

also can be the product of double docking

Lets get together and make some docking sauce

I love the taste of our dock sauce

by theonedatgotaway August 25, 2011