dry docking
After their senior prom, Brad and Gina snuck off to the limousine for some heavy petting and dry docking.
dry docking by Rob_G March 14, 2004
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docking
1: Whatever you read above related to gayness.
2: The act of having an object inserted into ones dickhole repeatedly and forcefully. While some consider the act excruciatingly painful, others still have popularized the act while chronicling their mid-life crisis.
2: The act of having an object inserted into ones dickhole repeatedly and forcefully. While some consider the act excruciatingly painful, others still have popularized the act while chronicling their mid-life crisis.
docking by Green Taylor Simms May 11, 2009
Rocket Docket
The act of ramming a gavel up a woman's ass while wearing judge's robes and yelling "Rocket Docket!"
Rocket Docket by John Q. Hofstetter September 10, 2007
docker mouth
to give oral pleasure to your boss, and occasionally his dress pants (dockers) may get in your mouth
Bro 1: Did you hear what Maddie did to Mr. Williams?
Bro 2: No, not a clue.
Bro 1: She needed a raise so she blew him.
Bro 2: No shit, did she get a case of docker mouth?
Bro 1: Yea a whole zipper.
Bro 2: No, not a clue.
Bro 1: She needed a raise so she blew him.
Bro 2: No shit, did she get a case of docker mouth?
Bro 1: Yea a whole zipper.
docker mouth by WolfInSheepsClothes September 28, 2014
Umbilical Docking
When a man with a large gut (fufab) whose belly button hole is deep because he is so ginourmous takes another man's penis into that gapping umbilical hole.
This also allows the man who is the receiver to perform other activities.
Caution: the umbilical cavity should be checked for foreign objects prior to docking!
This also allows the man who is the receiver to perform other activities.
Caution: the umbilical cavity should be checked for foreign objects prior to docking!
Sam could not dock with his gay lover because he couldn't find his penis due to his fufab so they improvised and did a little Umbilical Docking.
"Hey Buddy, just Umbilical Dock me while I finish this hot dog."
"Hey Buddy, just Umbilical Dock me while I finish this hot dog."
Umbilical Docking by Ram M. Stein October 5, 2009
poxy docks
A Cockney Rhyming Slang dig at the clock, where the emphasis is on frustration with the whole nature of time and man's relationship with it. Usually involves both instances where not enough or too much of it is available. Can be used in many ways
1. Three clubbers out at night
'I like can't believe its ten to three already man, its gonna shut soon, this evening has SO flown, the poxy docks!'
'
2. A worker on a dull production line in a factory
' Its WHAT? Only 4pm? Three hours of this poxy docks shift to go!'
3. A woman nearing the menopause
'Shiela! Im depressed! I need a man! I want a baby! The biological poxy docks is ticking!'
'I like can't believe its ten to three already man, its gonna shut soon, this evening has SO flown, the poxy docks!'
'
2. A worker on a dull production line in a factory
' Its WHAT? Only 4pm? Three hours of this poxy docks shift to go!'
3. A woman nearing the menopause
'Shiela! Im depressed! I need a man! I want a baby! The biological poxy docks is ticking!'
poxy docks by mids99 November 9, 2009