Dirty Madde

A young cougar in the making, loves men under the age of 15 and has a taste for lammkött. She is a woman with self proclaimed high standards, but all she is after is za children. She is a real blond with brains to mach her victims.

Poor boy he got a real Dirty Madde on him yesterday.

by F_u_cougar_madde April 24, 2022

Dirty Angus

When you date a chick over a short period of time & end up having sex with her mom.

Yea, Chad was banging Stacy for a while. Heard he done a Dirty Angus on her & banged her mom.

by Jangalang95 June 9, 2020

dirty hoop

Where a woman doesn’t wipe her bottom properly leaving a dark stain around her anus.

Morning nige how was that bird last night?
Yeah she was alright she had a right dirty hoop tho!

by Jamie jokes November 6, 2020

Dirty Tadhg

When you rub food on to the top of your dick and have a horse lick it off

I was having a Dirty Tadhg on the farm

by The Real Fish May 26, 2019

dirty lyndsay

There is no such thing as a Dirty Lyndsay. They are all very clean, wonderful humans. Marry her.

Dirty Lyndsay is an oxymoron.

by KingThem December 4, 2020

Dirty Pooper

Someone who doesn't flush after taking a massive fucking shit.

Who's the dirty pooper leaving absolute hogs? Is Fran trying to bankrupt Rotor-Rooter?

by Linus Choader February 9, 2021

Dirty Ashtray

1. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue before performing oral sex.

2. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue then performs oral sex on another woman, before the act of penetration.

1. I let that elderly woman give me a dirty ashtray.

2. I brought home two elderly women to experience the dirty ashtray.

by The Resinators September 2, 2013