by jackknowsbest January 08, 2022
username1234: want to chat?
usrename1234: sure, as long as its digital
usrename1234: starts call
username1234: why did you say that out loud?
usrename1234: wait how were you talking to me before?
username1234: uh, my mom needs me to take out the trash, bye. hangs up
usrename1234: dude, he said he hung up
usrename1234: sure, as long as its digital
usrename1234: starts call
username1234: why did you say that out loud?
usrename1234: wait how were you talking to me before?
username1234: uh, my mom needs me to take out the trash, bye. hangs up
usrename1234: dude, he said he hung up
by poOphAhafUnNy July 16, 2020
by moving digital March 12, 2022
Digital is a name used by many people who seem to be asian and have a small penis. Digitals also seem to always make Destiny 2 jokes (mostly Gambit) and always make me wanna kill myself with a 12-gauge shell to the fucking skull
by IGuessIDo February 28, 2022
n. a major event between a computer and you in which either an application punks you, or you punk the application. Usually used within the context of retaliation, it can involve any type of application from a website to a browser to a program.
Can be used as a verb: I digitally spanked Google!
Can be used as a verb: I digitally spanked Google!
I totally gave HuffPost a digital spank when I substituted characters like © to get my expletive-filled post past the comment moderators (ϝu©k)
by person from a city somewhere February 09, 2011
The complex, frustrating system of rigid forms, automated decision trees, and faceless interfaces that governs our interactions with online platforms. A modern form of red tape where every click feels like paperwork and every fix is hidden three menus deep. Common in online marketplaces, customer service portals, and government websites.
“I just wanted to update my address, but eBay’s digital-bureaucracy made me verify my identity with a pigeon and a moon landing certificate.”
by Gumtree Terry May 08, 2025
by BringMeDabir March 29, 2006